when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
i need to go take the garbage out
get in the bag
"i dont like water it has no taste to it" yea its fuckin… its water u bitch. u piece of shit loser
realizing you never went back to the question you skipped after handing in your test
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
when u angsting over the fact no1 will recognize ur skills